Kathleen wasn't with us that afternoon because she was:
1. Called to an emergency meeting as a last minute contender for Miss America.
2. Masterminding a jail-break from the outside
3. Appearing in place of Celine Dion and not telling anybody
4. Negotiating reparations for the IRA
5. Opening for Yakov Smirnoff in Branson, Missouri
6. Re-setting the diamonds in Queen Elizabeth's tiara after they fell into Prince Charles' ear
7. Trapped and being held hostage by a large ape who was climbing the Empire State Building
8. Advising Condoleeza Rice on Mideast Peace Talks and hostage negotiations.
9. Saving the Whales
10. Not "opening" for Shirley King (B.B. King's daughter)